Breaking News! Nordstrom just released their new line of muddy jeans, made from organic materials and curated with carefully crafted mud stains for the very reasonable price of only $425. People across the internet are outraged by this but they are obviously too poor to understand. Their opinions  don't matter.

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     Nordstrom is also featuring bedazzled EBT cards on sale for only $299. These accessories com bine the grungy style of struggling to survive with fun and flirty diamonds, rubies, and rose gold! Adorn your wallet with this stunning conversation piece and let the gem encrusted card dazzle your friends. No, it can't actually provide government subsidized food benefits...ewww...but it does look great! Forget 'govern-men-t-hand-outs', you won't be able to govern-men's-hands-out of your way. They will find you simply irresistible. 

    Following Nordstrom's success, Rags-A-GoGo is releasing a our own line of Trash Treatments. After purchasing an item in our store, customers will be given the opportunity to roll around in literal piles of garbage. Some customers have commented that our items are too high quality and cheap for the current fashion trends, so we will let them destroy their clothes for the low price of $500 per 10 minute session. Each garbage treatment contains a plethora of recycled goods steamed in custom plastic black draw-string bags for at least 48 hours in the hot city sun. This treatment is perfect for any young upper-west side socialite looking for the aesthetic of being poor as shit without any of the back-breaking labor. Grab your wallets, ladies! Manufactured poverty is going to be the new trend for Spring 2017!

    Call to make an appointment. Treatments available every day of the week except Wednesday because thats Trash Day. We accept cash, card, and direct deposit money orders from your Daddy's Trust fund. 

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AuthorJoshua-Suzanne Ethier