Local New Yorkers gathered outside of the infamous Rags-A-GoGo to report carefully curated lies---oops, I mean "alternative facts". One local, shown below, informed our team of the long standing plan of Big Yogurt companies to overthrow freedom as we know it.
Other New Yorkers gathered outfront of the Rags with their own alternative facts.
All customers were in agreement on the same Alternative Fact. The inside of the store is colorless and bleak, the owner of the shop is not talkative at all, and the items are grossly overpriced. They all also agreed that NYC has the worst bagels of any US city, Manhattan rent is too cheap, and The Beatles are overrated.